vampirevvekend:

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

crucifyfreethinkers:

proudgayconservative:

tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

So true…I need to stop watching this.

I hate this son of a bitch

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

onlinerelationships:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this face can be used to break any bad news

failed my exam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

cheated on my boyfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

got raped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i’m pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tried crystal meth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

numbbutistillfeelit:

xseahavenx:

laughbro:

videohall:

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

Askfjabsbab

I AM LITERALLY CRYING

vans-supreme: